vagstag

1. A woman who has not had sexual intercourse for a long period of time, in essence her vagina has become stagnant.

Hey dude look at Veronica, she just got back from an all-girls school she must be super vagstag.

by Hero of the Kingdom December 23, 2010

vagotage

(sabotage + vagina)when a female ruins plans.

-Did you meet up with Dave last night?
---No, Sarah vagotaged the evening with her emotional problems.
-Yeah that girl does have issues.

by Heath Thomas November 13, 2007

vagstastic

a vagina that feels so perfect and so beautiful that it is fantastic

you were so vagstastic last night

by steve o'neal February 13, 2009

VAGSTAND

when a girl slides down on your cock and you bottom out before your all the way inside her; she is doing a VAGSTAND

man shorty was tight but she didnt make it we ended up staring at eachother while she was in pain doing the VAGSTAND

by BENJOLI December 12, 2010

vagsag

A woman with a stomach area so large that it falls low enough to cover her vagina area.

A fat belly that covers the bikini area.

An oversized gunt.

In the movie Norbit at the entrance to the water park, the park attendant thought that Rasputia was not wearing a bikini because of her vagsag.

You are gonna have to tap that doggie style to have a chance to get in because of the vagsag.

by ghetto mark twain January 17, 2011

vagspag

Short for vaginal spaghetti.

I saw your mom's vagspag last night - nasty!

by opalmind June 25, 2004

Vagstache

A mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache.

Girl: Hey honey, I'm thinking about growing a vagstache!
Guy: NOPE NOPE NOPE

by Dolus May 1, 2012