VagStab

Pronounced VAhJ-STAB.
The female equivalent of cockblocking, or to prevent someone from having sex.
Man to man sex prevention is cockblocking.
Female to female sex prevention is vagstabbing.

"Kayla. I'm locked out of the apartment and I have to go to work. I need your key... Can you come home and let me in?"
"But I'm about to get some action!"
"Kayla. I need you."
"Uuuugh! You're such a vagstabber!"

-or!-

"Kayla. I'm locked out of the apartment and I'm trying to get some action with Cody. Let me in?"
"There's a reason the door's locked. You guys are too loud. I'll unlock it when I leave."
"Uuuugh! You're such a vagstabber!"

VagStab by zenigurl August 16, 2009

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vagstag

1. A woman who has not had sexual intercourse for a long period of time, in essence her vagina has become stagnant.

Hey dude look at Veronica, she just got back from an all-girls school she must be super vagstag.

vagstag by Hero of the Kingdom December 23, 2010

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VagStab • vagtable • vagitables • vagetable • Vagstache • vagstag • VagStand • Vagstachio • vagstastic • vagstubble

vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

vagtable sex by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

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vagitable

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

vagitable by Chelicopter October 21, 2010