vandu

A dildo specifically made for a widow's pleasure.

The widows vandu was suggested for optimal feeling

vandu by Finnahyeet August 19, 2016

cultural vandalism

The act of partisan ideologues taking over entertainment properties and turning them into (typically poorly received) political agitprop.

Marvel and DC have been huge victims of cultural vandalism these past few years,

cultural vandalism by answerer5976 August 16, 2021

Vandarius 

A strong, smart, and driven guy with a great sense of humor and always the life of the party. He's the guy on the team who is the captain and a true leader, but that no one else opposing him will want to mess with. You always want a Vandarius in your corner. Not only does he have brawn, but brains as well - good luck trying to fool a Vandarius. Also, good luck trying to win a debate with a Vandarius - he can talk a big game, but he can back it up! A true ladies' man, Vandarius has tremendous charisma and charm that other men will envy. But a Vandarius is the kind of friend that anyone would want to have. He might not be who you expected, but he's the type of friend that will come through for you - extremely loyal to the people around him, and he'll never leave a bro behind.

"That Vandarius is one bad mofo, and he's awesome."
"Hey, me, Brandon, Vandarius, and Jalen are going to play some ultimate later. You in?"
"Damn, I hate when Vandarius steals my girl."

Vandarius by rkb247 December 27, 2021

Vandari 

The term Vandari comes from the notorious apocalyptic sex cult, the Children of God, which began in the late 60's. The name was invented later to refer to the specific type of demons supposedly inhabiting the bodies of rebellious (read: intelligent) progeny that left the cult en masse as teens and young adults.

It was coined from partial use of three words: "vandals", "darkness", and the personal reference "I"; meaning those said to be Vandari were vandals of "the Spirit", heeding the darkness of the devil and focusing only on the self. Interestingly enough, visually they were described as dark and demony with blood dripping from sharp nails and teeth.

It's now worn proudly by those same ex-cult-kids as a badge of honour for standing up for themselves and for speaking out for those left with no voice. And the irony doesn't hurt.

Taken from xfamily.org:

142. These repulsive, blood-red creatures you see transformed before your eyes are the Vandari, agents of the netherworld, who infiltrate the world population in the Last Days. (Note: Phonetically this is pronounced Van-DAR-ee, with the accent on the second syllable.) Look at the significance of the Vandari name in your human language. The "van" is derived from the word "vandals," the "dar" from the word "dark," the "i" spelling of the last syllable signifies "I," denoting self or selfishness.

143. The Vandari are out to destroy. They are out to suck the very life out of the living. These seek to snuff out both the physical as well as the spiritual lives of those who are not protected by My Spirit. They are hitchhikers who work through many vehicles--those who are ignorant of the truth� darkened in their understanding.

144. The Vandari latch on to their prey and seek to use them to oppose My truth. Be aware, My children. Be wise, not ignorant of the Enemy's devices. Walk in vigilance. I don't care to give undue importance to the dark workings of Lucifer, yet I am a true Husband Who warns His brides of danger so you can avoid it.

Vandari by Vandari April 27, 2011

vandegrift high school 

The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.

Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!

vandegrift high school by Analclapper May 16, 2020

Vanderbilt University 

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.

Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University

Vanderbilt University by gobosox August 19, 2017

Art Vandelay 

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.

I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.

Art Vandelay by Artemis Vandelay June 12, 2011