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Vandeventer middle school 

When you hear this name your probably thinking vand-a-what but this school is more than just a awkward word. This schools is populated with ghetto kids, unathletic crackers, and left over Indians from Lawler

At this school be prepared to lose in most sports: including soccer, football, and cross country. The rest of the teams at this school are mediocre. All the elective teachers are crazy, going into an elective class means be prepared for a ghetto person to make a move on the teacher or the teacher says something crazy.
Another thing you should look out for when going to this school is dirty jokes for example a boy tells another boy “I want to suck you off then eat your ass then pound you in the bathroom” this is then followed up with no homo and it’s all good.

Don’t come to this school “ periodttt sis” ,as the ghetto girls would say
vandeventer middle school conversations

Guy 1 your so thicccccc”
Guy 2 “ yes I am daddy”
Guy 1 and 2 “no homo”

Vandeventer Middle School 

vandeventer middle is where all the fuckin dumbass white girls wear dirty white vans, shell chokers, and rainbow fuckin striped croptops. somehow all the fuckin dumbass brokeass stupidass kids are in NJHS because they don’t have anyone else to put in cus all the smart lawler kids left. but hey atleast the curry stains on lockers are gone!! every time a vandy kid posts on their story its either “easy dub 21-0” or “hmu to buy chokers” and after half of wester came, the school started smelling like coke. all their fuckin bios have either some trash ass volleyball team or a bible verse.
“Hey you do you go to Vandeventer Middle School?”
“No way that school is dumb as shit!”

VanDuser 

Essentially the most epic badass the world has ever known.
Chuck Norris pales in comparison to the almighty VanDuser
VanDuser by xxxBANANIBALxxx April 3, 2011

vandusen 

When someone is a giant pussy, who Exhibits racism, idiotic behaviour, while having multiple freak outs a day.
“VANDUSEN! I heard you were taking shit”
Vandusen : “well I heard you smell like poo”
*gets headbunt*
vandusen by DrPhil.mybabydaddy September 15, 2019

Abie VanDuinen

Abie Vanduinen is a male of the Dutch species. He collected Pokémon cards like an idiot for about 1 year and cares about running too much. He seems to always have a injury due to an unknown thing. Abie is friends with a group of 5 other people, 2 or which he works with. Other than that Abie has no friends other than his awesome older sister and his dorky older brother who goes to school for jazz guitar. Abie has big feet and likes to say Kyan Clark is not 6’2. Abie is a giant material gorl and girl boss.
Did you see Abie VanDuinens feet? “No” well they are huge.
Abie VanDuinen by —-:);) July 29, 2022
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