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What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.
Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!
widows by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003
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widows comforter 

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.
at home, her widows comforter awaits her.
widows comforter by Kkrrp January 15, 2012

Widows Peak 

A receding hairline on both sides of the forehead with a sad tuft of hair pointing out down the middle.
Man did you see Logan’s widows peak? That’s a $20 cab ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Widows Peak by MitchySlick December 5, 2019

Widows Wine 

The girl that makes you leave your wife.
Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man
Widows Wine by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

widows wine 

A girl that you leave your current woman for.
Danm that girl is widows wine to every man
widows wine by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

widows.filmz 

the most cool and tall editor ever known to man or women or they or dreamself so cool i love belle such a cool editor and is in flop era
widows.filmz’ is so poggers!!
widows.filmz by chalamqts December 21, 2021

widows delight

Widows delight is a large cucumber, squash or egg plant that could be used to please a widow.
Little Johnny never ate one of the widows delight cucumbers at his grandmas.
widows delight by chickenhawk72 August 18, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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