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Vanduh

Vanduh is the worst basketball player, in fact he should retire. He can't even shoot 3's, he has the worst player build and is absolute dog shit. He is taller than his peers but he lets his height go to waste, he is lazy and is always on his phone all day because he likes this girl Arianna.
"Man, that nigga Vanduh sucks so much at basketball" - Cung
by CIownduh November 4, 2021
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VanDunking

1.) When a man with a very large penis has intercourse with a woman to the point where vaginal stitches are necessary.
So I guess Emily's back from the hospital. I hear she got a VanDunking. She needed 12 stitches!!!
by D-Rock City July 7, 2011
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vandusky

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>

<more long pausing>

Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
by barfcake January 17, 2012
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vanuhi

a fun sized girl , that loves to live and lives to love . drives all the boys crazy , but doesnt like any of them . takes a lot to impress her , doesnt fall in love with just anyone , only one person can really have her attention . the bestest friend you can ever have , you can trust her with your life , she bites , so be carefull , and sometimes she can be a kid , but thats just what makes you lvoe her even more , her fun loving personality , just being around her , will make you happy .
GUY:wow man i wanna get with vanuhi :
GIRL: i wish i was best friends with vanuhi .
by margaritaaaaaa March 11, 2010
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Vanduzled

The act of being hoodwinked by a spouse or significant other. This includes but is not limited to: Cheating, lying, sneaking around, and general hoodwinkery.
After five years of dating my boyfriend, I just found out that he had sex with six different girls, and a transvestite- AFTER I bought him a Wii for Christmas! Boy, I've been vanduzled!!
by Jacob12321324 February 20, 2011
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Vanduhshututizzle

To shut up and not critisize
Me: Omg, i just typoed 'confused'
Someone else: FONCUSED HAHAHAH
Me: VANDUHSHUTUTIZZLE!
by Cheddar the ssanke~ January 2, 2009
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vandehole

1. a type of growth that develops on the penis

2. a stereotypical white racist

3. a homeless mans semen
1. "You gotta get that vandehole fixed man, it makes you're thing look like a horse shoe!"

2. Hey it's a vandehole! I thought i smelled that mixture of b.o and horseshit..."

3. "hahaha that homeless guy just blew his load and covered his sandwich with his vandehole!"
by UMomma69 December 15, 2009
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