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Vandarius 

A strong, smart, and driven guy with a great sense of humor and always the life of the party. He's the guy on the team who is the captain and a true leader, but that no one else opposing him will want to mess with. You always want a Vandarius in your corner. Not only does he have brawn, but brains as well - good luck trying to fool a Vandarius. Also, good luck trying to win a debate with a Vandarius - he can talk a big game, but he can back it up! A true ladies' man, Vandarius has tremendous charisma and charm that other men will envy. But a Vandarius is the kind of friend that anyone would want to have. He might not be who you expected, but he's the type of friend that will come through for you - extremely loyal to the people around him, and he'll never leave a bro behind.
"That Vandarius is one bad mofo, and he's awesome."
"Hey, me, Brandon, Vandarius, and Jalen are going to play some ultimate later. You in?"
"Damn, I hate when Vandarius steals my girl."
Vandarius by rkb247 December 27, 2021
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cultural vandalism

The act of partisan ideologues taking over entertainment properties and turning them into (typically poorly received) political agitprop.
Marvel and DC have been huge victims of cultural vandalism these past few years,
The term Vandari comes from the notorious apocalyptic sex cult, the Children of God, which began in the late 60's. The name was invented later to refer to the specific type of demons supposedly inhabiting the bodies of rebellious (read: intelligent) progeny that left the cult en masse as teens and young adults.

It was coined from partial use of three words: "vandals", "darkness", and the personal reference "I"; meaning those said to be Vandari were vandals of "the Spirit", heeding the darkness of the devil and focusing only on the self. Interestingly enough, visually they were described as dark and demony with blood dripping from sharp nails and teeth.

It's now worn proudly by those same ex-cult-kids as a badge of honour for standing up for themselves and for speaking out for those left with no voice. And the irony doesn't hurt.
Taken from xfamily.org:

142. These repulsive, blood-red creatures you see transformed before your eyes are the Vandari, agents of the netherworld, who infiltrate the world population in the Last Days. (Note: Phonetically this is pronounced Van-DAR-ee, with the accent on the second syllable.) Look at the significance of the Vandari name in your human language. The "van" is derived from the word "vandals," the "dar" from the word "dark," the "i" spelling of the last syllable signifies "I," denoting self or selfishness.

143. The Vandari are out to destroy. They are out to suck the very life out of the living. These seek to snuff out both the physical as well as the spiritual lives of those who are not protected by My Spirit. They are hitchhikers who work through many vehicles--those who are ignorant of the truth� darkened in their understanding.

144. The Vandari latch on to their prey and seek to use them to oppose My truth. Be aware, My children. Be wise, not ignorant of the Enemy's devices. Walk in vigilance. I don't care to give undue importance to the dark workings of Lucifer, yet I am a true Husband Who warns His brides of danger so you can avoid it.
Vandari by Vandari April 27, 2011

Wikipedia Vandalism 

Wikipedia vandalism is an act of course where the user will add an irrelevant comment, remove all the text, replacing the text, adding links etc, which have nothing to do with the original article.
Person 1: Why the fuck are there Mario links on the fucking Sonic page on Wikipedia?

Person 2: Some faggot did Wikipedia Vandalism again.

Vandalism 

Damage to a place without people knowing
There was vandalism at my school this weekend
Vandalism by Vandalsism November 30, 2016

False Vandalism 

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live
im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy
False Vandalism by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013