vandusky 

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)

(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>

<more long pausing>

Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."

vandusky by barfcake January 17, 2012

vandusky 

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, Paterno Motors, Penntiac, Pedofiero, and Pederaston Martin)

(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."

vandusky by barfcake January 15, 2012

vandussy 

a name to call a person whos name is van that has a dussy

i really want some vandussy

vandussy by m0mm3y<3 January 3, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019