the Vandyken is when you let your partner insert no less than 3 fingers into your anus for sexual pleasure. making ones orgasm longer and more. male or female.

my girlfriend stuck 3 fingers in my ass (the vandyken) while giving me a blowjob.

vandyken by butmancan69 July 3, 2012

Related Words

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Vanduker

A term used while having WAY too much sex. Often times both partners are just way too exhausted to continue. Usually ends in a mutual agreement to end whatever sexual activity is at hand.

Man I'm so Vandukered.

Vanduker by Vince W. October 18, 2008

VanDuesen

A middle name for someone who is a general bad-ass. Respected by all, and will most likely become president one day.

Did you hear about VanDuesen? He's going to be so awesome some day!

VanDuesen by The Anon, -B February 26, 2013

vandyked

The process of giving a person the appropriate goatee to match their Tom Selleckesque mustache.

"Colbert expertly vandyked the current representitive from the fightin' eleventh. Not to be confused with Newt Gingrich or the dude from Monty Python"

vandyked by Colbert Nation Senior Urban Dictionary Correspondent May 9, 2006

Vandruke

A person who is entirely too much of a push-over. Also commonly found sulking about their problems.

"He's such a vandruke!"

Vandruke by Lady Kiera January 17, 2010

Vandyke

To use someone for your own personal gain.

Imma sit here and vandyke while these boys clean my rims

Vandyke by Lilrichard123 February 23, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026