vandersnoot 

A Nomadic juggler, goes from one part of the country to another juggling at Vaudeville shows and is very uppity about it, “oh look at me I can juggle and no one else can.” Vandersnoots often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona they embody is self loathing narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnoot. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

If a vandersnoot becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnoot is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.

Look at those 2 vandersnoots over there juggling on their unicycles, how offensive and repugnant.

vandersnoot by WillyMo June 1, 2022

vandersnoot 

A nomadic juggler. One who roams from one side of the country to the other and is very snooty about their juggling abilities.

Vandersnoots often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona that they embody is self-loathing/narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnoot. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

If a vandersnoot becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnoot is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.

Look at that repugnant vandersnoot over there by the cliff juggling on his unicycle, I hope someone pushes him off

vandersnoot by WillyMo June 8, 2022

Vanderslooten 

To finally get busted for doing something stupid/wrong for a long time without punishment, when it is obvious to everyone else

Referring to Joran Van der Sloot finally getting jailed with evidence for alledgedly killing women when it was obvious to the entire world

"He got Vanderslooten for screwing off at work for a year."

"She caught him in bed doing it, dude is Vanderslooten.

Vanderslooten by Veggielady June 11, 2010

vandersnatch

Vandersnatch is one of the most useful words ever right behind the F word. It can be used in a variety of situations but the best way to understand the usage model with examples, so here goes. 1. I hurt my vandersnatch while jogging last night. 2. Your such a vandersnatch for listening to Coldplay. 3. (While driving along in your car) Oh no, I think I just hit a vandersnatch back near that cactus. 4. (When serving dinner) Would you like any vandersnatch with that? 5. (On the way out of the house) Grab your vandersnatch and lets go! 6. (On Jeopardy) (Alex T.) This country was the first eastern european country to join the soviet union´s communist empire? (You) What is Vandersnatchland? I could go on and on but I think you get the idea. Now go spread the use of the word and don´t stop until everyone understands how to use VANDERSNATCH!!!

Hillary Clinton kicked me in the Vandersnatch!

vandersnatch by Prez Clinton August 3, 2007

Vandersloot 

V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popular cheese in the Netherlands.

I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.

Vandersloot by Joeyank12 June 5, 2010

vandersnatch

A vagina with mushrooms, moss, nasty and wrinkly

I bet that kid has a vandersnatch!
Do you see the mushrooms from his vandersnatch?

vandersnatch by treesboi September 25, 2015

Vondersnooch 

The best type of pootange in British

That vondersnooch tasted amazing.

Vondersnooch by T_strohl July 14, 2016