Vandershloot 

Your typical slutty female with big tits and ass
A very horny female

Drove past the college saw a gaggle of vandershloots

Vandershloot by Mustard squirt September 20, 2021

Vanderslooten 

To finally get busted for doing something stupid/wrong for a long time without punishment, when it is obvious to everyone else

Referring to Joran Van der Sloot finally getting jailed with evidence for alledgedly killing women when it was obvious to the entire world

"He got Vanderslooten for screwing off at work for a year."

"She caught him in bed doing it, dude is Vanderslooten.

Vanderslooten by Veggielady June 11, 2010

Vandersloot 

V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popular cheese in the Netherlands.

I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.

Vandersloot by Joeyank12 June 5, 2010

vandersloot 

verb.

to abduct a girl and make her disappear, esp. from a bar and esp. through the use of alcohol or narcotics.

The way Joanna is letting guys buy her shots and dancing topless on the bar, it's almost as if she's asking to be vanderslooted.

Christian acts like a total vanderslooter - always buying girls drinks and inviting them back to his house.

vandersloot by elgato23 February 17, 2009

sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.

Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!

sneaky vandersloot by smithee985 September 18, 2010

vandersnoot 

A Nomadic juggler, goes from one part of the country to another juggling at Vaudeville shows and is very uppity about it, “oh look at me I can juggle and no one else can.” Vandersnoots often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona they embody is self loathing narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnoot. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

If a vandersnoot becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnoot is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.

Look at those 2 vandersnoots over there juggling on their unicycles, how offensive and repugnant.

vandersnoot by WillyMo June 1, 2022

vandersnoot 

A nomadic juggler. One who roams from one side of the country to the other and is very snooty about their juggling abilities.

Vandersnoots often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona that they embody is self-loathing/narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnoot. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

If a vandersnoot becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnoot is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.

Look at that repugnant vandersnoot over there by the cliff juggling on his unicycle, I hope someone pushes him off

vandersnoot by WillyMo June 8, 2022