V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popularcheese in the Netherlands.
I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.
Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.
Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!
A Nomadic juggler, goes from one part of the country to another juggling at Vaudeville shows and is very uppity about it, “oh look at me I can juggle and no one else can.” Vandersnoots often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona they embody is self loathing narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnoot. Great juggler, badlover. That’s what they say.
If a vandersnoot becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnoot is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.
A nomadic juggler. One who roams from one side of the country to the other and is very snooty about their juggling abilities.
Vandersnoots often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona that they embody is self-loathing/narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnoot. Great juggler, badlover. That’s what they say.
If a vandersnoot becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnoot is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.
Look at that repugnant vandersnoot over there by the cliffjuggling on his unicycle, I hope someone pushes him off
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.