Vandersloot

V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popular cheese in the Netherlands.
I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.
by Joeyank12 June 05, 2010
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vandersloot

verb.

to abduct a girl and make her disappear, esp. from a bar and esp. through the use of alcohol or narcotics.
The way Joanna is letting guys buy her shots and dancing topless on the bar, it's almost as if she's asking to be vanderslooted.

Christian acts like a total vanderslooter - always buying girls drinks and inviting them back to his house.
by elgato23 February 17, 2009
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sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.
Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!
by smithee985 September 18, 2010
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