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vandersnute 

A Nomadic juggler, goes from one part of the country to another juggling at Vaudeville shows and is very uppity about it, “oh look at me I can juggle and no one else can.” Vandersnute’s often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona they embody is self loathing narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnute. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

Handicapped Vandersnute’s juggle from a wheelchair. If a Vandersnute becomes disabled their proud heritage will keep them juggling. When a Vandersnute can’t juggle anymore they are cast out of the herd and into the wilderness like their forefathers.
Last week at the carnival I saw two Vandersnute’s juggling on unicycles, they were offensive and repugnant.
vandersnute by WillyMo May 31, 2022
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vandersnute 

A Nomadic juggler, goes from one part of the country to another juggling at Vaudeville shows and is very uppity about it, “oh look at me I can juggle and no one else can.”

Vandersnute’s often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona that they embody is self loathing narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnute. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

If a vandersnute becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnute is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.
Look at that vandersnute over there juggling on his unicycle, how repugnant!
vandersnute by WillyMo June 1, 2022

Vanderslut 

1. One who is studying in the liberal arts, drinking, and sex. This is specifically used to denote an underclassmen female at Vanderbilt University. Willing to bend over in any direction to please a frat boy in order to receive his Natty Light. A malleable female who eagerly awaits orders in bed or backyards or wherever she happens to be prostituting herself at the moment. Often of Northern or South-eastern descent.
1. Ashley has a waggy vag, therefore she must be a Vanderslut.

2. "I gonna go out. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna find me a Vanderslut; get her drunk, smile slightly and I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna have my way with her.
Vanderslut by The Floor December 9, 2008

vandersnatch

Vandersnatch is one of the most useful words ever right behind the F word. It can be used in a variety of situations but the best way to understand the usage model with examples, so here goes. 1. I hurt my vandersnatch while jogging last night. 2. Your such a vandersnatch for listening to Coldplay. 3. (While driving along in your car) Oh no, I think I just hit a vandersnatch back near that cactus. 4. (When serving dinner) Would you like any vandersnatch with that? 5. (On the way out of the house) Grab your vandersnatch and lets go! 6. (On Jeopardy) (Alex T.) This country was the first eastern european country to join the soviet union´s communist empire? (You) What is Vandersnatchland? I could go on and on but I think you get the idea. Now go spread the use of the word and don´t stop until everyone understands how to use VANDERSNATCH!!!
Hillary Clinton kicked me in the Vandersnatch!
vandersnatch by Prez Clinton August 3, 2007

vandersnatch

A vagina with mushrooms, moss, nasty and wrinkly
I bet that kid has a vandersnatch!
Do you see the mushrooms from his vandersnatch?
vandersnatch by treesboi September 25, 2015

vanderstench 

The smell commonly found coming from sewers in metropolitan Nashville. Especially strong at certain locations on Vanderbilt's campus.
Person #1: Ahhh! What reeks?!
Person #2: That's the vanderstench!
vanderstench by ThisIsNotMyName December 12, 2006

Vandersnatch

Vandersnatch means whatever the user intends. Can be anything. The definition is whatever it is defined as and is subject to change without notice.
I went to the store and I got a vandersnatch. Vandersnatch is not the same as a bandersnatch but it can be the same if so defined at any moment by any one thought or idea and can be immediately once again not the same
Vandersnatch by Smackiedomergue October 14, 2018
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