vandersnatch

Vandersnatch is one of the most useful words ever right behind the F word. It can be used in a variety of situations but the best way to understand the usage model with examples, so here goes. 1. I hurt my vandersnatch while jogging last night. 2. Your such a vandersnatch for listening to Coldplay. 3. (While driving along in your car) Oh no, I think I just hit a vandersnatch back near that cactus. 4. (When serving dinner) Would you like any vandersnatch with that? 5. (On the way out of the house) Grab your vandersnatch and lets go! 6. (On Jeopardy) (Alex T.) This country was the first eastern european country to join the soviet union´s communist empire? (You) What is Vandersnatchland? I could go on and on but I think you get the idea. Now go spread the use of the word and don´t stop until everyone understands how to use VANDERSNATCH!!!

Hillary Clinton kicked me in the Vandersnatch!

by Prez Clinton August 3, 2007

vandersnatch

A vagina with mushrooms, moss, nasty and wrinkly

I bet that kid has a vandersnatch!
Do you see the mushrooms from his vandersnatch?

by treesboi September 25, 2015

Vandersnatch

Vandersnatch means whatever the user intends. Can be anything. The definition is whatever it is defined as and is subject to change without notice.

I went to the store and I got a vandersnatch. Vandersnatch is not the same as a bandersnatch but it can be the same if so defined at any moment by any one thought or idea and can be immediately once again not the same

by Smackiedomergue October 14, 2018

VanderSnatch

Women who are 3 or more years older than you

In college, we went to the winery to find some silver-spoon VanderSnatch.

by Lil Snitty March 19, 2019

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.

Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

by Bennehftw June 17, 2022

bandersnatch

One among many archaic nonsense words used in the classic poem "The Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. Could possibly be a monster more horrible than the Jubjub bird.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher June 26, 2004

pandersnatch

a stank hoe who hangs out at the Laundry mat and blows homeless midgets for three fifty

your mothers a pandersnatch

by cracker July 20, 2003