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Vanderslooten 

To finally get busted for doing something stupid/wrong for a long time without punishment, when it is obvious to everyone else

Referring to Joran Van der Sloot finally getting jailed with evidence for alledgedly killing women when it was obvious to the entire world
"He got Vanderslooten for screwing off at work for a year."

"She caught him in bed doing it, dude is Vanderslooten.
Vanderslooten by Veggielady June 11, 2010
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Vandersloot 

V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popular cheese in the Netherlands.
I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.
Vandersloot by Joeyank12 June 5, 2010

vandersloot 

verb.

to abduct a girl and make her disappear, esp. from a bar and esp. through the use of alcohol or narcotics.
The way Joanna is letting guys buy her shots and dancing topless on the bar, it's almost as if she's asking to be vanderslooted.

Christian acts like a total vanderslooter - always buying girls drinks and inviting them back to his house.
vandersloot by elgato23 February 17, 2009

sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.
Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!
sneaky vandersloot by smithee985 September 18, 2010
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