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Vanderspoon 

Multiple people spooning at the same time. It is a way of showing that you care by having body contact in excess of hugging, but is not inappropriate as it is done in a public place with all clothing on.

It often happens when hugging just isn't enough.
We all cared for each other so we assembled and vanderspooned last night.
Vanderspoon by jaykenbro July 28, 2011
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Vanderslooten 

To finally get busted for doing something stupid/wrong for a long time without punishment, when it is obvious to everyone else

Referring to Joran Van der Sloot finally getting jailed with evidence for alledgedly killing women when it was obvious to the entire world
"He got Vanderslooten for screwing off at work for a year."

"She caught him in bed doing it, dude is Vanderslooten.
Vanderslooten by Veggielady June 11, 2010

Vandersloot 

V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popular cheese in the Netherlands.
I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.
Vandersloot by Joeyank12 June 5, 2010

vandersloot 

verb.

to abduct a girl and make her disappear, esp. from a bar and esp. through the use of alcohol or narcotics.
The way Joanna is letting guys buy her shots and dancing topless on the bar, it's almost as if she's asking to be vanderslooted.

Christian acts like a total vanderslooter - always buying girls drinks and inviting them back to his house.
vandersloot by elgato23 February 17, 2009

sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.
Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!
sneaky vandersloot by smithee985 September 18, 2010

Quentin Vanderpool 

a lovely man who’s very cute & handsome <3 also smart and witty and incredibly sweet. can make you smile and laugh until your mouth hurts. 10/10 human being

Vanderson Syndrom

Vanderson Syndrom is when you think you're better than everyone else because you play guitar, have long hair, like Nascar, always in a grumpy mood and have private parties no one is allowed to.
Person 1--Hey man! Kern has been acting so dumb lately!

Person 2-- Yeah dood, he must have Vanderson Syndrom, dumb long hair having hillbilly!!
Vanderson Syndrom by Lee Lemon April 14, 2010
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