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Valve Software

A game development company that produced the popular title Half-Life.

See valve.
Dont you hate the fact you have to put an example in?
Valve Software by NewName August 28, 2004

Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra 

Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra is a part of the Team Fortress 2 OST and is used towards the end of the Meet the Spy promotional video. It is a relatively simple song that progressively builds up fear and/or suspense as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds-Wait this was about Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra, not the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Anyway, let's get back to the point.
Ahem. Gentlemen.
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhmm!
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
...And a knife!
Ooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! Ow! No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you that they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What're you, president of his fan club?
No... That would be your mother!
What the-
*Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra intensifies*
Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
This Spy has already breached our defenses...
Sentry down!
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he could be any one of us...
Raus, raus! (gasp) Nein.
He could even be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me. He could even b-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Annnny second... See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.
So we still got problem...
Big problem...
So, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
(Team Fortress 2 ending flourish plays, with stabs punctuating the beat)
*Petite Chou-Fleur by Valve Studios Orchestra plays*
Ah, ma petite chou-fleur.
(RED Spy walks away with BLU team's intelligence in tow; fade to black)

Valve studios 

The definition for an abandoned company that has stopped making products a long time ago.
Hey Sears is a valve studios now y'know
Valve studios by "words" January 9, 2021

Valve syndrome 

When a game is loved by a community and is overrun by bots and cheaters but the company refuses to do anything about it
"Hey, wanna play Warzone?"
"Nah, it suffers from Valve Syndrome"

Value s musket loader 

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
Value s musket loader by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

Moe's value plan 

Going to Moe's southwest grill and ordering one cup of queso and taking advantage of their free chips and salsa to feed as many people as possible.
Chump 1- "Shit I'm hungry"
Chump 2- "We have practice in ten tho and we only have $3 between the 10 of us"
Chump 1- "Moe's value plan?"
Moe's value plan by Chump1 December 21, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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