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The store that is hoping for a come back. But will not. They are too far gone. And how are they not bankrupt yet. Because they should be.
Sears the dead store.
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.
I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!

Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.
by MD October 16, 2003
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sears- a place where no upper managment gives a crap about there fellow assioates. Thay pass you over for promotion over and over agin even know you deserve it and that could care less this is bs. thay make stupid look smart.
im a more one sears
by anfiopndsivn June 21, 2010
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1. A store at the mall that nobody plans on visiting on purpose.

2. Also an acronym for Specialty Electronics And Random Shit
1. Person1: Hey wanna go to the mall?
Person2: Sure, any store in specific?
Person1: SEARS!
Person2: Actually, I can't go anymore something came up.

2. You go into SEARS for one thing and you come out with some Specialty Electronics And Random Shit you don't ever need.
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