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Fucking internet gangster, pro at Fortnite, loves the --random-agent --batch "if you know what i mean" spends fuckton time on memes instead of school.

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valtex by johnpythonparser November 20, 2021

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valtrex

A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.

Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.

valtrex by MichFace July 11, 2005

Related Words

valtex • valtexa • Valters • valtrex • valex • valexa • Valexis • valsexual • valtea • Valtek1

valter rage

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits

Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.

valter rage by DerekPC March 24, 2018

Sound Voltex

One of the very few successful games of Konami as of today, without counting Pachinko.

A: Konami is dead man, they murdered Castlevania, Metal Gear Solid and soon, Yu-Gi-Oh! Plus all they do is Pachinko now!

B: Not true, they got Sound Voltex.

Sound Voltex by C107: Parasite Spark Falcon March 29, 2017

Valter Skarsgard

Gorgeous blonde Swedish actor.

Valter Skarsgard is hot!

Valter Skarsgard by DerekPC May 15, 2018

Valters

The Local Dealer, pretty much the most off-the-wall guy you'll find, despite him not owning Vans. If you need something illlegal hes your guy, he'll have mostly everything in the pocket opposite his dominate hand. This ranges from cigarettes to weed and/or crack cocain.

Jesus, that Valters sure is high!

What has Valters now taken?

Valters by IncorrectInformation August 25, 2020

Valtrex Boy

A married male that gets herpes from a female in medical-sales and passes the herpes to his wife.

It's a bird, It's a Wayne, It's VALTREX BOY!

Valtrex Boy by JohnKnee March 21, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026