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A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.
Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.
valtrex by MichFace July 11, 2005
Related Words
valtex • valtexa • Valters • valtrex • valex • valexa • Valexis • valsexual • valtea • Valtek1

valter rage 

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits
Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.
valter rage by DerekPC March 24, 2018

Sound Voltex 

One of the very few successful games of Konami as of today, without counting Pachinko.
A: Konami is dead man, they murdered Castlevania, Metal Gear Solid and soon, Yu-Gi-Oh! Plus all they do is Pachinko now!

B: Not true, they got Sound Voltex.

Valter Skarsgard 

Valter Skarsgard is hot!
Valter Skarsgard by DerekPC May 15, 2018
The Local Dealer, pretty much the most off-the-wall guy you'll find, despite him not owning Vans. If you need something illlegal hes your guy, he'll have mostly everything in the pocket opposite his dominate hand. This ranges from cigarettes to weed and/or crack cocain.
Jesus, that Valters sure is high!

What has Valters now taken?
Valters by IncorrectInformation August 25, 2020

Valtrex Boy 

A married male that gets herpes from a female in medical-sales and passes the herpes to his wife.
It's a bird, It's a Wayne, It's VALTREX BOY!
Valtrex Boy by JohnKnee March 21, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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