valtex

Fucking internet gangster, pro at Fortnite, loves the --random-agent --batch "if you know what i mean" spends fuckton time on memes instead of school.

valtex cheeseburger

by johnpythonparser November 20, 2021

valtrex

A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.

Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.

by MichFace July 11, 2005

valter rage

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits

Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.

by DerekPC March 24, 2018

Sound Voltex

One of the very few successful games of Konami as of today, without counting Pachinko.

A: Konami is dead man, they murdered Castlevania, Metal Gear Solid and soon, Yu-Gi-Oh! Plus all they do is Pachinko now!

B: Not true, they got Sound Voltex.

by C107: Parasite Spark Falcon March 29, 2017

Valter Skarsgard

Gorgeous blonde Swedish actor.

Valter Skarsgard is hot!

by DerekPC May 15, 2018

Valters

The Local Dealer, pretty much the most off-the-wall guy you'll find, despite him not owning Vans. If you need something illlegal hes your guy, he'll have mostly everything in the pocket opposite his dominate hand. This ranges from cigarettes to weed and/or crack cocain.

Jesus, that Valters sure is high!

What has Valters now taken?

by IncorrectInformation August 25, 2020

Valtrex Boy

A married male that gets herpes from a female in medical-sales and passes the herpes to his wife.

It's a bird, It's a Wayne, It's VALTREX BOY!

by JohnKnee March 21, 2008