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Valter est un génie c est un chef de meute il est à la tête d un groupe . Il est très entourée est à beaucoup d amis , il serait le cerveau idéal pour un crime organisé .
Si vous avez besoin de quelque choses c est lui qu il faut aller voir il a tout il sait tout.
-J ai un gros problème je sais pas comment faire !
-Va voir Valter il va t aider .
Valter by Doublev November 21, 2021
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valter rage 

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits
Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.
valter rage by DerekPC March 24, 2018

Valter Skarsgard 

Valter Skarsgard is hot!
Valter Skarsgard by DerekPC May 15, 2018

ho vaulter 

A person who has sex with a string of different people,usually in a spree.
You haven’t had sex with Jason have you?He is such a ho vaulter.He had sex with my best friend.Then later that night,he ho vaulted to my sister!!!The next morning he ho vaulted to my mom!!!I had to tell all three of them he has herpes!!!

Valtteri, it's James 

Mercedes-Benz AMG F1 driver, Valtteri Bottas being told by the team's race strategist, James Vowles to let his teammate Lewis Hamilton to take the lead of the 2018 Russian Grand Prix to increase the advantage in the championship standing by 3 points. This movement became very controversial as Bottas was seen as robbed a race win in spite of his effort putting himself on pole position during qualifying on Saturday by team orders, benefiting Lewis Hamilton. At the end of the season, Bottas was the first Mercedes driver who didn't win a race since Michael Schumacher in 2012.

Background aside, numbers of memes we're created from these controversial decisions of team orders.
*Bottas pushing with fresh ultrasoft tires*
James: "Valtteri, it's James. Please hold position. I'm sorry."
Bottas: "Copy James" *cries*
Valtteri, it's James by Cal Grande December 23, 2018

Valerija 

Valerija Is An amazing girl you can always trust and rely on. She lives to joke around and always has time for laughter. She is very emotional and sensetive. She is the world's beautiful girl you can ever imagine. People can be really jelous of her beauty and what she has to say . If you mess with her you will regret it. She will always be there for her freinds and family . *She is a real bad bitch and you will like that *
Person 1 : I really wish I was Valerija she is so stunning beautiful and she is just amazing.

Person 2 : I know right she is the world's spot light
Valerija by 123oops12e November 8, 2019

Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.
John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"
Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016