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Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.
"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.
Jean Valjean by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011
Related Words
valtea Valea valnea valeah Valtard Valters Voltea vaitea valdea valdean
He will valtain until the job is done.
valtain by DavidG_S September 12, 2011

valter rage 

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits
Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.
valter rage by DerekPC March 24, 2018
What’s valtias?” my classmate asked.
“Just a ship lol”
“With who?”
“Two people I don’t know irl.”
Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.
Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.
Valtard by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008

Valter Skarsgard 

Valter Skarsgard is hot!
Valter Skarsgard by DerekPC May 15, 2018