Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip

valtias

true love of two people I ship together <3

“What’s valtias?” my classmate asked.
“Just a ship lol”
“With who?”
“Two people I don’t know irl.”

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most chaotic gc everrrr
ustango

The hey gc is amazing, idk why people hate them.

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An edit I made with boys in my grade, I tried to make them look hot but it didn’t work.

Remember the american boy edit?
I wish I didn’t remember…

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spencer+james
the gayest ship in existence. well 2nd to shlake.

“whats spames?” I asked
“ITS ME + MY BESTIE!” says james
“I thought you liked your brother,” spencer says.

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the most traumatizing dream

“Do you know about the sewer dream ?” I asked.
“Yes,” said the random kid.
“Darn, I should’ve had a sewer dream with shlake.”

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“Do you ship Kivia?”
“What.”
“Olivia+Kooper, you know?”
“Yes.”

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“LAWNNNN!!!” I yelled.
“What is lawn?” my math teacher asked.
“It’s a ship with you and the other math teacher Mr. Croughn.”

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