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usually a hispanic male, who is a flirt, very good looking, a leader and takes the bull by the horns. does not like conflict but is ready to face on anything. He is a lone wolf and is all around cool and calm.
Jill: oh look at that sexy animal of a guy,
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.
valente by sanderjo January 15, 2011
To be extremely attractive, sexy, or just plain great.
1. Mikayla and Rachel are the most valoted people alive.
2. Viola is an extremely valoted instrument.
3. That girl thinks she's valoted, but in truth, she's a complete ditpasto.
Valoted by vlnvla January 17, 2009

Valentendonitis 

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.
Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.
Valentendonitis by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

Valenterrible

What lonely people call Valentine's Day.
Lonely Girl- I'm so lonely! I get no love,no flowers,nor candy... This is a Valenterrible Day!
Valenterrible by sexygayboy February 13, 2010

Valente’d 

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club
You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed
Valente’d by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019
A beautiful goddess short in stature, but lives her life to do big things. She's quite intelligent and is never to be under estimated. She loves the ones closest to her, most of all her man. Because she's a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets!
Valante
Valante by boyfriend ;) August 24, 2013
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