valenteer

Or "valentineer", but it's more awkward to blab dat many syllables. A "step up" from a "therapy human" --- i.e., someone who provides more than just fellowship and assistance to a person in need, in that he actually affectionately associates with a lonely dude/chick to help him feel better about himself/herself.

I always appreciate it when pretty girls give me smilez and hugz, and let me hold their soft warm slender handz and rub their cute shapely feet; their kind-hearted valenteering always helps me more than I can ever gratefully express to them!

by QuacksO January 9, 2026

Violenteer

A volunteer who is fed up with not receiving income and becomes violent during their time volunteering

The former volunteer became violenteer while gift wrapping holiday presents for children in need during the holidays when they all of a sudden threw a Beanie Baby at another volunteer

by mooffoom March 28, 2015

Violenteer

A volunteer who has become violent because of no income

The former volunteer became a Violenteer while gift wrapping presents for children in need during the holidays when the Violenteer threw a beanie baby at another volunteer out of anger for not getting money while volunteering.

by mooffoom March 28, 2015

volunteer work

Work done by choice & is unpaid but the rewards are personal satisfaction & knowing you made a difference.

My Grandma did Lots of volunteer work, into the 1000's of hours, at schools, the DMV, etc.

by Starchylde July 1, 2016

volunteer high school

shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.

He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.

by bitchtits1998 February 16, 2017

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Volunteer editors

The dickheads that keep saying no to my definitions

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it

by Washy February 17, 2015