valanteen

The most sexy, swagy, tallest person. She has black eyes and the perfect shoulder length brown hair. Shes the most energetic person but the most unathletic person you will meet. She may seem smart but she's a dumbass.

'' oh yea valanteen? Yea I know her she is the zexyest person I know .''

by Valanteenfofo March 16, 2021

Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

by buckonz March 5, 2010

Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

Alanteena

Alanteena is a very hard-working person who will do anything to achieve whatever she wants and how she wants it. She can be resilient and very patient even when things get in her way. She is also kind and very caring towards people around her. If you are upset, she will understand no you will feel and she will help you. Not to mention she is also a very good listener. Don't try to mess with her as well or you will regret that probably for the rest of your life.
JK you won't but you still wouldn't want to mess with her anyway 😂 :D

Hey Alanteena how are you?

by Urbandictionaryuser5299 May 24, 2019

Valantina

Very beautiful, very smart, energetic and loves her friends. Actually not even beautiful, absolutely breathtaking. She loves her friends and makes sure everyone is comfortable even if it means putting herself out there in a way. We all need a bit of a valantina in our lives

Valantina is really pretty.

by Starsandlove February 25, 2023

Valante

A beautiful goddess short in stature, but lives her life to do big things. She's quite intelligent and is never to be under estimated. She loves the ones closest to her, most of all her man. Because she's a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets!

Valante

by boyfriend ;) August 24, 2013

valenteen

A girl with a very unique name that very few girls have. She is very pretty, and has a lot of guys after her. Jesslyn's are usually very loud and outgoing, and have tons of friends. Almost everytime you'd see a Jesslyn, she would always have a smile on her face and always laughing, which is why a lot of people adore them. Jesslyn's aren't always the smartest people around, but sometimes thats just whats makes them soo funny!

wow, look at valenteen.

by tinaxo November 21, 2017