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Valley High School 

Valley High School is a three-year public high school in West Des Moines, Iowa, United States. The school hosts grades 10–12. It is run by the West Des Moines Community Schools. Freshmen attend a separate school, Valley Southwoods.

As of the 2014–15 school year, the school had an enrollment of 1,996 students and 109.70 classroom teachers, for a student–teacher ratio of 18.2:1. There were 378 students (18.9% of enrollment) eligible for free lunch and 84 (4.2% of students) eligible for reduced-cost lunch.

NOW enough with the bullshit. Valley is top rivals with Dowling Catholic High School in sports. Dowling beats their ass in football every year. Unfortunately for Valley, Dowling creates the better cheers during sports such as--

"Destroy the V with the Big D!"
"I go to the pussy school of Valley High School....I wish I had monster dongs like them Dowling kids."
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Valley High School 

A public school located in the North Valley of Albuqueruqe, New Mexico. Even though it is one of the only public schools in the city with an english name, the hispanic student population is the largest of APS schools. Contrary to general belief, Valley isn't as ghetto as many people in the Albuquerque area think. Yeah there are douchebags, sluts, the occasional wannabe gangsters but it's really just a typical high school, even though the administration might be the worst in the city. The Valley students have huge school spirit, even though the football team kinda sucks and most students don't know what they want to do after graduation, other than go to CNM. Partying and smoking weed are common activities a lot of students partake in. Fitting in is not hard at all. Most people there are friendly towards each other.
Jim: "Hey Tim, what school do you go to?"
Tim: "I go to Valley High School."
Jim: "Oh, that sucks man."
Tim: "Why do you say that?"
Jim: "I dunno....just cuz."

Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.
“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”
Wayne Valley High School by DubV 69 December 1, 2018

Miramichi Valley High School 

an absolute shit box of a school. where girls piss in the soap dispensers and guys steal them. girls getting pregnant like it's nothing. the teachers don't really give a f*ck about what you do but you still have the odd goody two shoes who actually follows the rules. no one wants to be there but everyone goes there. you'll probably get into a fight at the field and the teachers pretend they don't know about it. but it's still better than Jmh.
boy 1: man my school sucks

boy 2: you definitely go to Miramichi Valley high school!

Twin Valley High School 

A school in bumblefuck Pennsylvania, where if you're not a redneck, then you're probably a wangster. The students spend their time ballin it up at the Mo-town courts or chillin at the Walmart down the street.
Why does that kid think he can rap?

Because he's from Twin Valley High School.

Conestoga Valley High School 

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School

Cumberland Valley High School 

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.
Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
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