1. One who attends to the needs of a "gentleman". 2. A sophisticated, nicely paid "go-for" (gopher). 3. One who parks vehicles for those who can afford to pay the high price for such a service.
Will you please valet my Bently. Please park it in a highly visible location. The more visible, the more your tip will be.
by J.L. Calloway May 22, 2008
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Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.
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by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020
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by OCMaria December 22, 2005
Get the Valet Parker mug.It is very common amongst high schoolers. You roll up to her house, meet the parents and are very gentlemen like. Then as soon you get her around the conner you take her for a ride like she is $250,000 Ferrari. Fast and furrious if you not what I mean. They you bring her back to her parents house with just a few more miles added on the odometer. This act must be performed in a vehicle.
by Monika G January 22, 2008
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