When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.
My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.
by UncleMikeOnWheels February 8, 2020
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It is very common amongst high schoolers. You roll up to her house, meet the parents and are very gentlemen like. Then as soon you get her around the conner you take her for a ride like she is $250,000 Ferrari. Fast and furrious if you not what I mean. They you bring her back to her parents house with just a few more miles added on the odometer. This act must be performed in a vehicle.
Hey Mike Hawk do you know Jody from the cheerleader squad. I totally Valet Park-Her!
by Monika G January 22, 2008
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Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
by Gary Vitalis April 9, 2009
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When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.
“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018
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