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When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.
My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.
by UncleMikeOnWheels February 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.
“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018
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