2 definition by Jizzy Weep

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The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.
What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.
by Jizzy Weep January 19, 2013

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When you are so depressed you left the bar alone you go home to masturbate using your own tears as lubricant.
I couldn't get laid at all this weekend so I just ended up Jizzyweeping all night.
by Jizzy Weep July 27, 2015

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