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Definitions by UncleMikeOnWheels

French kissing Sanchez 

When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.
I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.

Philly Cheese Steak 

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.
I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!

Shampoo the carpet 

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.
I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

Valet Parking 

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.
My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.
Valet Parking by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020