Definitions by OCMaria

Valet Parker 

A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.

He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?

Valet Parker by OCMaria December 22, 2005

pib 

Person In Black. Since "goth" isn't really "goth" anymore this term should be used as a polite term for "goth" people. (or any such person wearing head to toe black)

I know a couple pibs. They're not "goths". Just people who happen to like wearing black.

pib by OCMaria September 30, 2005