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valantis 

valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.
Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...

Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
valantis by valantislover123 December 31, 2011
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Valanths 

Valanths is someone who is really good at something or if he was a massive cock
Wow, our mid laner is valanths. He can 1v5 everyone
Valanths by Alpha As Fuck negros December 25, 2020
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Valantina 

Very beautiful, very smart, energetic and loves her friends. Actually not even beautiful, absolutely breathtaking. She loves her friends and makes sure everyone is comfortable even if it means putting herself out there in a way. We all need a bit of a valantina in our lives
Valantina is really pretty.
Valantina by Starsandlove February 25, 2023
A flying dress, as worn by Lady Gaga to an art exhibit on November 10, 2013.
A small bird was sucked into Gaga's volantis, downing one fo the four engines.
volantis by gayjohngay November 14, 2013
1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.

2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"

2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
Valanti by smittebo November 26, 2007

Valiantism

Australians Use this to describe a group of autistic people, They have groups up to 10-20. They can be very annoying some times but people get used to it. Sometimes they can be unsupervised and tend to steal and lewd on other people property. They use this tool called HBE to trick into thinking they are sensible and behave. It is mostly found out when used too much. They also tend to be toxic to one other and sometimes ends up being violent. Some valiants play ROBLOX to recruit members in there clan, they meet in real life, And rob and lewd them. They like to go in groups stealing and lewding, A few of these groups have names and leaders. One of the leaders, there name goes by as ValiantCurry. He leads most of the raiding for his group, And also perfects the HBE tatic. Another leader is ValiantSquire, He does most of the planning. There group seeks out places to rob, how far they are, what they have, and when does it close. Another leader is ValiantRat, he does the lewding and best ways to lewd. He has a asisstant, ValiantSender, who helps send out the lewders and also plans the lewding, where the most people are, how public is it, what route is the quickest way to escape, and what the age range is in the area. The Leader, Known as ValiantLeader, But the members call him essinse. He is the one that recruits members and hires leaders. Locals say this is some type of cult and call it: Cult Of Valiant.
Oh look! There is a Valiant Squad over there, They are roaming in gangs! I wonder if they are recruiting for Valiantism, or are they stealing, Best we get out.
Valiantism by ChargeGoesOof August 27, 2019

vaglantis 

The part of a vagina which is beyond balls deep.
"Have you ever been to vaglantis?"

"No."

"Then you haven't been fucking her hard enough."
vaglantis by Firepitideas May 18, 2014
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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