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Valantína 

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With eyes that can pierce a soul, words sweeter than honey that rolls of her tongue beautifully composed like a sonnet. A personality that is unpredictable but not unapproachable, only to people of whom her intuition allows that privelage. A soul that easily understands but is often misunderstood. If you ever met one like her, cherish the experience otherwise you'll have nightmares of somebody else doing what you should've been doing. She is a true mercurial eccentric. Candid, delicate, contrary, helpful, passionate and frustratingly magnetic. Valantína is magical…

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Wow, your name is Valantína? Because you were born on Valentine’s Day? That’s so cool!”
Valantína by Marcus + Valantína November 21, 2021
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Valantina 

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Very beautiful, very smart, energetic and loves her friends. Actually not even beautiful, absolutely breathtaking. She loves her friends and makes sure everyone is comfortable even if it means putting herself out there in a way. We all need a bit of a valantina in our lives
Valantina is really pretty.
Valantina by Starsandlove February 25, 2023

Funny Valentine 

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Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.
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X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

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X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentanal

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My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.
Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

valentines day video 

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a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.
phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

Valentina 

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The most gorgeous hispanic girl at the school. All guys stare at her in class but she doesn't notice them. Artistic, likes to workout, sweet, beautiful smile, light skin, long legs, natural thick eyebrows and dark brown eyes. She used to have short Black hair, now is long. laughs too much sometimes, if you see her sad you're lucky because she won't show her weak side unless you truly know her. Especially guys with initials J,C, T, R and N go crazy about her and find her extremely attractive. ( Jack, Colin, Nate, C..). Could be a model and knows how to dress. Seems quiet and calm but is kinky and loves parties. Versatile and an amazing friend If you become her boyfriend she will be loyal and will surprise you. South American, Italian and Russian name. Means very sweet, and romantic. Valentina \v(a)-lenti-na, val(en)-tina\ as a girl's name is pronounced val-en-TEE-nah. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Valentina is "strong, healthy". Feminine form of Valentine, a saint's name.
More exotic and artistic ballerina-type successor to Valerie; a pretty, recommended choice. Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek named her daughter Valentina. It shot up 62 places to #203 in the past year alone.
Jack: -Valentina looks so good today.
Neill: -the hottie over there? I think she has a boyfriend..
Valentina by griddamtimb December 18, 2018

Valentina 

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Valentina is very gorgeous girl, the first time you see her you will be in love and will want to date her.
Valentina is beautiful
Valentina by emasansay June 24, 2019
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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