by samurai37940 November 22, 2021
Get the valand mug.A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.
Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.
by eimis95 November 22, 2016
Get the Vilandas mug.Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"
Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009
Get the vagandles mug.by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007
Get the vagandruff mug.A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.
A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
by Arastide May 9, 2009
Get the Voland mug.valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.
Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...
Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
by valantislover123 December 31, 2011
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