valand 

A charming alpha male who has an enormous big penis. Ladies melt when he is around.

She: How you're feeling today?

Him: I'm feeling pretty valand today on god no cap.

valand by samurai37940 November 22, 2021

Vilandas 

A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.

Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.

Vilandas by eimis95 November 22, 2016

vagandles 

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.

Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"

vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009

vagandruff 

A scruff which forms on your vagina, and comes off in small particles.

Babri's love triagle was full of vagandruff.

vagandruff by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007

Voland 

A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.

A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.

Voland by Arastide May 9, 2009

valantis 

valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.

Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...

Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??

valantis by valantislover123 December 31, 2011

valania 

clan led by a shitter indian named exkeon

oh valania is shit sin0ps is an ugly indian
fucking valanian degenerate

valania by valaniaisshitdumbniggers May 26, 2019