Dandruff that is located around the pubis mondis. (Vaginal dandruff = vandruff). Not to be confused with crabs or crusty semen. Often found on prostitutes and ghetto hoes with poor vaginal hygiene.
Shanikwa: "Girl, you got crabs?"
Lefonda: "No, I got vandruff"
The phenomenon of having pubic hair so thick, that one develops dandruff around their penis (or vagina). The only known cure is a healthy dose of Selsun Blue.
Male 1: I was gonna fuck Alice last night, but i bugged out when i saw her Vagidandruff.
Male 2: Buy that ho some Selsun Blue
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.