Valandi

Saxophone player that appears in your house and eats all of your food

The Valandi attacked me

by Welzy813 November 27, 2023

valantis

valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.

Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...

Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??

by valantislover123 December 31, 2011

valania

clan led by a shitter indian named exkeon

oh valania is shit sin0ps is an ugly indian
fucking valanian degenerate

by valaniaisshitdumbniggers May 26, 2019

Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

Valaddiction

Valaddiction is addiction to validation,

Neurotically constantly seeking validation from others
Always wanting approval

Can't you just think for yourself
You've got a severe case of Valaddiction

by RazMutant July 17, 2011

Luisa Velandia

You can always count on Luisa be there when you need it. She is the innocent child of the group, but we know there's a dark side to her😈. She is beautiful in every way with her black hair and dark brown eyes. Luisa is amazing in everything she does without even realizing it. Her friends admire her for her positivity and perseverance.

Person #1: Let's go to the movies today.
Person #2: Sure, but we gotta call Luisa Velandia to come with us.
Person #1: LUIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

by friedchicken12345 May 28, 2017

Valantina

Very beautiful, very smart, energetic and loves her friends. Actually not even beautiful, absolutely breathtaking. She loves her friends and makes sure everyone is comfortable even if it means putting herself out there in a way. We all need a bit of a valantina in our lives

Valantina is really pretty.

by Starsandlove February 25, 2023