Valandi

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Saxophone player that appears in your house and eats all of your food

The Valandi attacked me

Valandi by Welzy813 November 27, 2023

Words you can keep

valantis

valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.

Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...

Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??

valantis by valantislover123 December 31, 2011

Related Words

Valandi • Valanti • Valantína • Valaddiction • Valadin • Valancio • valand • valandrea • valania • valankie

valania

clan led by a shitter indian named exkeon

oh valania is shit sin0ps is an ugly indian
fucking valanian degenerate

valania by valaniaisshitdumbniggers May 26, 2019

Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

Vanlandingham's Curse by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

Valaddiction

Valaddiction is addiction to validation,

Neurotically constantly seeking validation from others
Always wanting approval

Can't you just think for yourself
You've got a severe case of Valaddiction

Valaddiction by RazMutant July 17, 2011

Luisa Velandia

You can always count on Luisa be there when you need it. She is the innocent child of the group, but we know there's a dark side to her😈. She is beautiful in every way with her black hair and dark brown eyes. Luisa is amazing in everything she does without even realizing it. Her friends admire her for her positivity and perseverance.

Person #1: Let's go to the movies today.
Person #2: Sure, but we gotta call Luisa Velandia to come with us.
Person #1: LUIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Luisa Velandia by friedchicken12345 May 28, 2017

Valantina

Very beautiful, very smart, energetic and loves her friends. Actually not even beautiful, absolutely breathtaking. She loves her friends and makes sure everyone is comfortable even if it means putting herself out there in a way. We all need a bit of a valantina in our lives

Valantina is really pretty.

Valantina by Starsandlove February 25, 2023

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026