A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.
A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
by Arastide May 9, 2009
Get the Voland mug.A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.
Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.
by eimis95 November 22, 2016
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The setting of where everything in your mind takes place. This includes dreams, nightmares, and reality. With everything together, it functions as a big "community".
It could also be considered a series of multiple dreams that share common interests between yourself or your friends.
It could also be considered a series of multiple dreams that share common interests between yourself or your friends.
"Remember that dream i was telling you about the bank robbery? Well in my violandro, a few more robberies happened down the road from the first!"
"I was totally violandroied last night because i thought i was Peter Petrelli from Heroes in my dream!"
"Seeing that ice cream store several times has caused it to pop into my violandro as my primary ice cream store."
"I was totally violandroied last night because i thought i was Peter Petrelli from Heroes in my dream!"
"Seeing that ice cream store several times has caused it to pop into my violandro as my primary ice cream store."
by Seymour Balls September 26, 2008
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Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
by Stefan Rubel December 15, 2007
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Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...
Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...
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Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead
by StreetRacing1oh1 July 25, 2011
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