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A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
Voland by Arastide May 9, 2009
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Vilandas 

A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.
Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.
Vilandas by eimis95 November 22, 2016
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The setting of where everything in your mind takes place. This includes dreams, nightmares, and reality. With everything together, it functions as a big "community".

It could also be considered a series of multiple dreams that share common interests between yourself or your friends.
"Remember that dream i was telling you about the bank robbery? Well in my violandro, a few more robberies happened down the road from the first!"

"I was totally violandroied last night because i thought i was Peter Petrelli from Heroes in my dream!"

"Seeing that ice cream store several times has caused it to pop into my violandro as my primary ice cream store."

Violandro by Seymour Balls September 26, 2008

disco volante 

weirdest album ever made, if you listen to it your life will be changed forever.
Ted: yo Disco Volante just blew my mind man

Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
disco volante by Stefan Rubel December 15, 2007

Vilandra 

Vilandra is the goddess of the Universe
Vilandra by GreenMist February 20, 2021

van vohland 

The biggest faggot with a mangina who is a redneck cousin fucker.
Dad:Man ya know van vohland the mangina faggot?

Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...
van vohland by Mint Daddy February 2, 2018

pulling a "volanski" 

showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.
Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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