valance

Perceived utility

Allegedly a contraction of the words value and performance.

The valance of the reward offered was very high.

by ch1ptune November 22, 2007

Valance

Destroying something in order to fix.

My father told me I need to valance my toaster.

by BrokenEye4945 November 30, 2020

Valance

Bald headed lopsided head ahh boy

“Hey look! It’s valance!”
“You mean that bald walking stick?”
“Fosho!”

by vj is sus kid April 2, 2021

Valance Entertainment

a roblox group that has a middle schooler run the whole server. Owner (Cohen Breux) treats staff bad like talking behind their back, favoritism to others, etc.. He is also a closeted gay ( fun fact) . His events flop without Jaxon!

Valance Entertainment is run by a 13 year old.

by anonymous April 11, 2023

Vaginal Valance

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.

Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance

by welmsley April 3, 2011

Holly Valance

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.

"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"

by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007

holly valance

Sexy female singer from Australia, with a sweet body and great voice, also known for her acting skills.
She is a GODDESS!!!

To hard to touch
Is getting to much
you know is just a State Of Mind

by Dark Chronos January 20, 2005