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the first book in a set that is full of modernized 14 year old hormonal teens problems. it often times is stolen then is returned with further writing. it gets ripped up and is often fought over. SACRED!!!! *slap*
dude, did you see those girls vajorna?????

did you see what she wrote in the vajorna??

'ATS GOIN THE IN VAJORNA!!!!
vajorna by sacredvaginatexts December 4, 2010
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Vajonathan 

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?
Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010
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someone who has constant sand in their vag.can never take a joke and believes if you take one sip of beer then you are an alcoholic,ditches friends and pretends they are the ones without the time.
god dude your being a fuckin Vajordan, just drink the beer.
Vajordan by mr.felch January 2, 2010
Originated from Baseketball when Coop (Trey Parker) when his team was playing the gay team.

Then later, little Joey (the cancer boy) asks what it is.
Coop: Vajoina! releases Squeak as Watson misses his shot. Boos from the fans and the cheerleaders as an ump comes in and throws down a flag on the play Uh... No, that wasn't a gay joke, that was an Australian joke. Aw, aww!



Joey: Wow. I watched all your road games. Your psych-outs are the best.
Coop: Thanks dude. Hehuh...
Joey: Coop, what's a vajoina?
Coop: Uh... So uh, what seems to be the problem... with you, guy?
vajoina by Barry Robertson May 2, 2004

vajournal 

A place where a woman keeps all the memories of the men she has had sexual relations with.
Well Sarah, you can put that one right in the vajournal.
vajournal by Luhnce godfrey January 18, 2018
Being extremely burnt out by any sort of activity.
That man just benched 300kg, he is feeling vajorn now.
Vajorn by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023
Term used in Foxrock, Dublin, Eire, to describe the mid-section of the female reproductive tract.
Roysh, understand roysh, you just fook her up the vajoina, roysh?
vajoina by Fearman November 24, 2007
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