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the first book in a set that is full of modernized 14 year old hormonal teens problems. it often times is stolen then is returned with further writing. it gets ripped up and is often fought over. SACRED!!!! *slap*
dude, did you see those girls vajorna?????

did you see what she wrote in the vajorna??

'ATS GOIN THE IN VAJORNA!!!!
vajorna by sacredvaginatexts December 4, 2010
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Vajonathan 

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?
Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010
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someone who has constant sand in their vag.can never take a joke and believes if you take one sip of beer then you are an alcoholic,ditches friends and pretends they are the ones without the time.
god dude your being a fuckin Vajordan, just drink the beer.
Vajordan by mr.felch January 2, 2010
Originated from Baseketball when Coop (Trey Parker) when his team was playing the gay team.

Then later, little Joey (the cancer boy) asks what it is.
Coop: Vajoina! releases Squeak as Watson misses his shot. Boos from the fans and the cheerleaders as an ump comes in and throws down a flag on the play Uh... No, that wasn't a gay joke, that was an Australian joke. Aw, aww!



Joey: Wow. I watched all your road games. Your psych-outs are the best.
Coop: Thanks dude. Hehuh...
Joey: Coop, what's a vajoina?
Coop: Uh... So uh, what seems to be the problem... with you, guy?
vajoina by Barry Robertson May 2, 2004

vajournal 

A place where a woman keeps all the memories of the men she has had sexual relations with.
Well Sarah, you can put that one right in the vajournal.
vajournal by Luhnce godfrey January 18, 2018
Being extremely burnt out by any sort of activity.
That man just benched 300kg, he is feeling vajorn now.
Vajorn by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023
Term used in Foxrock, Dublin, Eire, to describe the mid-section of the female reproductive tract.
Roysh, understand roysh, you just fook her up the vajoina, roysh?
vajoina by Fearman November 24, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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