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Vajonathan 

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?
Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010
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The cat’s vajanas 

Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. A semi-crude but subtle crossover of the phrases “the cat’s ass” and “the cats pyjamas” pronounced similar to pyjamas but contextually a felines vagina. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).
Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think of them?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.
The cat’s vajanas by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023
If your friends name is Jon and acts like a pussy, He's a Vajona.
"Hey Jon want to go for a run?"

"Sorry I cant, Im doing Sauna Yoga after I harvest my garden."

"My God youre such a Vajona."
Vajona by Jimmy the toolbox August 17, 2012
A female's male friend who is a well balanced combination of female personality characteristics and male personality characteristics - just enough girl but still completely a guy. The guy may or may not be a metrosexual as vajones are related to personality not appearance.
It is a positive when a close female friend says you have vajones - she thinks you have just the right amount of vagina so you are not boorish but are still in possession of very male cojones.

Siobhan would take Connor and his vajones shopping any day of the week - he had great taste but with a guy's perspective.
vajones by voxlexicon August 21, 2011
vagina but with pizzaz
Ugh, you're like a broken vagina. You're a vajona!
vajona by laviticus bitchicus February 10, 2019

The cat’s vajanas 

A combination and crossover of the cats ass and the cats pyjamas. Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).
Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.
The cat’s vajanas by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023