vagotage 

(sabotage + vagina)when a female ruins plans.

-Did you meet up with Dave last night?
---No, Sarah vagotaged the evening with her emotional problems.
-Yeah that girl does have issues.

vagotage by Heath Thomas November 13, 2007

Vagoyage 

Combination of the words "vagina" and "voyage" to describe the, well, voyage the baby makes out of the vagina and into the real world.

Jenny is nine months pregnant and her baby is about to make its big vagoyage!

Vagoyage by SarahC July 14, 2007