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vaglard

vaglard is a great fun word me and a mate made up in a chat room. it was to describe the fatty lardy bit around a fat vagina.

the puffy fat bit that giggles around your vagina and can sag and hang.

granny vag lard looks like huge meat bags hanging over the vagina area and down the legs.
omg i can that chciks vaglard, dear your vag lard is showing, is that a cammel toe in your pants or are you vaglarding,

use as an insult you pile of vaglard

use as a lube just cram some vaglard up there

use as a name for your vagina im playing with me vag lard

go ahead say it out loud vag-lard its the newest funnest word to hit the english langue this year.
by jim of bob and hawkfan March 20, 2011
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Vagtard

Celsius is a vagtard.
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Vagland

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" Boneland? Where are all the guys? it's more like Vagland in here. Well, except for that large hairy man in the pool. "

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vagardon

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.
When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon
by Richard December 13, 2004
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vagtardo

a person so stupid that they cant control their own twat
"DUDE THAT CHICK WAS SUCH A VAGTARDO LASTNIGHT"
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Valgarð

A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.
Run kids, that's a naked Valgarð doing backflips!
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