vageard 

An ungroomed vagina.

I forgot to shave my vageard today. Please dont go down on me, I haven't shaved my vageard in a while.

vageard by Rhymnosaurus December 1, 2018

Vagtard 

A retarded Vagina.

Celsius is a vagtard.

Vagtard by anto_capone October 1, 2010

VAGARDIS 

A vagina that is bigger on the inside then it appears on the outside.

She said I have a small penis, but she had a VAGARDIS for a pussy.

VAGARDIS by KidK December 23, 2012

vagardon 

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.

When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon

vagardon by Richard December 13, 2004

vagtardo 

a person so stupid that they cant control their own twat

"DUDE THAT CHICK WAS SUCH A VAGTARDO LASTNIGHT"

vagtardo by MARSABOO August 22, 2011

vagtard 

An individual who becomes temporarily dumb struck when presented with a vagina

Billy saw my vagina last night and beat it with a stick. He is such a vagtard.

vagtard by Skink 73 July 5, 2011

vaglard 

vaglard is a great fun word me and a mate made up in a chat room. it was to describe the fatty lardy bit around a fat vagina.

the puffy fat bit that giggles around your vagina and can sag and hang.

granny vag lard looks like huge meat bags hanging over the vagina area and down the legs.

omg i can that chciks vaglard, dear your vag lard is showing, is that a cammel toe in your pants or are you vaglarding,

use as an insult you pile of vaglard

use as a lube just cram some vaglard up there

use as a name for your vagina im playing with me vag lard

go ahead say it out loud vag-lard its the newest funnest word to hit the english langue this year.

vaglard by jim of bob and hawkfan March 20, 2011