Skip to main content

vagardon 

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.
When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon
vagardon by Richard December 13, 2004
Words you can keep
A person that resembles a medieval or mythical creature; someone with a scaly complexion almost reptilian like
Oh man, that vagadon of a woman can fly away at any moment.

Stop acting like such a vagadon and eat like a proper person.
Vagadon by tatersalad1994 May 9, 2014
Related Words

Vagaroni 

The fully exposed front body of a female. Breasts and vagina are on full display outside of bathroom, shower or bed areas. Usually done as part of another process such as getting dressed. Can also be used to cool down in the summer heat.
In the summer evenings, my wife likes to unwind with a glass of wine and go full vagaroni.
Vagaroni by AndiWhorehole May 15, 2019

vagaroonie 

The female term equivalent to a bro move.
Jessica cleaned her sister Sally’s room without asking. “that’s a vagaroonie move of you” Sally said to Jessica
vagaroonie by tommi salomi June 11, 2022

vagadong 

The solitary penis of a nomadic traveler.
The stray man's vagadong was very lonely, for it hadn't experienced sexual intercourse for several years.
vagadong by Diabolus Luciferus November 8, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next