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A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.

Run kids, that's a naked Valgarð doing backflips!

Valgarð by Stína December 1, 2021

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Valgarð

Valgarð is an intellectual being. Initially, the name Valgarð comes from old Norsk, as protector of Valhalla. Protector of Valhalla is not enough for Valgarð. He is truly something far superior than that. When lesser beings see a Valgarð they squirm in fear, as they can never dream of reaching his potential. Valgarð will forever triumph over all these ants that roam this so-called Earth.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.

Is that God? No, it's Valgarð doing backflips.

Valgarð by Gman Mcfluffin December 1, 2021

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Valgarð • Valtard • VAGARDIS • vagardon • vaglard • valgaro • valgerður • volgardt • Vulgar'd • vulgar display of power

VAGARDIS

A vagina that is bigger on the inside then it appears on the outside.

She said I have a small penis, but she had a VAGARDIS for a pussy.

VAGARDIS by KidK December 23, 2012

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Valtard

Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.

Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.

Valtard by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008

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valgerður

Valgerður is an amazing name from iceland. Only the hottest people can be named such an amazing name

Valgerður is so hot that im puking

valgerður by YourMyUwU July 4, 2019

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valgaro

a sexy gamer guy that is also athletic. dressess the emo/goth look but really can't becuase he can't aford it.

wow he plays like he is a 8 year old jap. kid but he is a rela valgaro.

valgaro by Valgaro May 13, 2009

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Valtard

A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.

The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .

Valtard by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008