Vagland

a group of sexy soccer girls in a hot tub discussing birth control, awkward turtles, and tmi turkeys.

" Boneland? Where are all the guys? it's more like Vagland in here. Well, except for that large hairy man in the pool. "

"Welcome to Vagland!..where we are vagificent."

We'd like to introduce you to Vagemma, Vagate, Vagicah, Vagelsie, Vagyssa, Vagiz, Vagali, Vagatalie, Vagerinn, Vagatie.

by Kate, Emma, Kelsie, Micah May 23, 2008

vagandles

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.

Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"

by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009

vagandruff

A scruff which forms on your vagina, and comes off in small particles.

Babri's love triagle was full of vagandruff.

by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007

vagander

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.

I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.

by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007

Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

vagander

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.

I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.

by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007

vagcandle

A candle used as a dildo!

that girl jus hit him with her vagcandle

by squay, corbano February 23, 2010