vaginaman
vaginaman by Eduardo Lopeze July 5, 2005
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Vaginaman
Related to the words penisman and peniswoman, this word is always serious. One NEVER uses this seriously. If you are called a vaginaman, you should really reconsider your lifestyle....seriously.
Pronounced: Vu-jine-uh-min
Pronounced: Vu-jine-uh-min
Let's leave, that damn vaginaman doesn't wanna drink.
Hey vaginaman, lemme know when you get your balls back!
Holy shit dude. That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard. You are a damn vaginaman...and we're not friends.
Hey vaginaman, lemme know when you get your balls back!
Holy shit dude. That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard. You are a damn vaginaman...and we're not friends.
Vaginaman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
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Vaginacinity
The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.
Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"
Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"
Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."
Vaginacinity by vagvagcity August 29, 2016
vaginamoney
A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006
Vaginacade
Vaginacade by BKibbles December 30, 2008
Vaginadactyl
Vaginadactyl by Lexus Pringle January 10, 2010
Vaginacation
When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.
After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.
Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014
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