Vaginalance 

The excessively feminine version of the popular World of Warcraft Warrior ability named Vigilance.

Vigilance
30 yd range
Focus your protective gaze on a party or raid member. Each time they are hit by an attack, your Taunt cooldown is refreshed and you gain Vengeance as if 20% of the damage was done to you. Lasts 30 min. This effect can only be on one target at a time.

This modified version of the ability is best attributed to the constant nagging the Warrior receives to cast the ability on the whining player.

Other than the humorous renaming of the ability some rumor it to actually be an artifact type weapon of untold abilities.

Nyxi: I've asked you over and over again for Vigilance, can you please just remember to give it to me?

Alexandria: Okay okay, get off my back. Here's your stinking Vaginalance. Happy now?

Vaginalance by BakaNode July 22, 2011

Vaginaface Mcgee

A pansy, pussy, or someone you just don't really like for any apparent reason. Also, someone who has excessive facial hair and is too lazy to shave daily. Tends to be slightly overweight.

God, Miguel just pisses me off... He's such a Vaginaface Mcgee

Vaginaface Mcgee by iamthestigsmexicancousin May 19, 2010

Vaginamancy 

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

Vaginamancy by centricity October 15, 2010

vaginamancy 

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist

Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!

vaginamancy by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

vaginaface 

one who has a face shaped like a vagina.

Bob: sabrina's face looks like a vagina.
Steve: what a vaginaface!

vaginaface by Miss Glitterfuck January 26, 2006

vaginaface 

A guy that acts very emotional like a girl in a relationship. He worries if his girlfriend doesn't pick up, or text back. He is very attached, and is the girl in the relationship.

Man, he is such a vaginaface! He has already sent me 3 texts about how I don't text him back often.!

Your such a vaginaface. Grow some balls dude.

vaginaface by HotnSpicy January 2, 2011

vaginalate 

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned

~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

vaginalate

vaginalate by blu3hat January 26, 2011