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Vaginalance

The excessively feminine version of the popular World of Warcraft Warrior ability named Vigilance.

Vigilance
30 yd range
Focus your protective gaze on a party or raid member. Each time they are hit by an attack, your Taunt cooldown is refreshed and you gain Vengeance as if 20% of the damage was done to you. Lasts 30 min. This effect can only be on one target at a time.

This modified version of the ability is best attributed to the constant nagging the Warrior receives to cast the ability on the whining player.

Other than the humorous renaming of the ability some rumor it to actually be an artifact type weapon of untold abilities.
Nyxi: I've asked you over and over again for Vigilance, can you please just remember to give it to me?

Alexandria: Okay okay, get off my back. Here's your stinking Vaginalance. Happy now?
by BakaNode July 22, 2011
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Vaginaface Mcgee

A pansy, pussy, or someone you just don't really like for any apparent reason. Also, someone who has excessive facial hair and is too lazy to shave daily. Tends to be slightly overweight.
God, Miguel just pisses me off... He's such a Vaginaface Mcgee
by iamthestigsmexicancousin May 19, 2010
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Vaginamancy

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.
In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy
by centricity October 15, 2010
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vaginamancy

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist
Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!
by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004
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vaginaface

Bob: sabrina's face looks like a vagina.
Steve: what a vaginaface!
by Miss Glitterfuck January 26, 2006
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vaginaface

A guy that acts very emotional like a girl in a relationship. He worries if his girlfriend doesn't pick up, or text back. He is very attached, and is the girl in the relationship.
Man, he is such a vaginaface! He has already sent me 3 texts about how I don't text him back often.!

Your such a vaginaface. Grow some balls dude.
by HotnSpicy January 2, 2011
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vaginalate

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned
~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

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by blu3hat January 26, 2011
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