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vagifro • Vagfro • vagafro • Vagirony • Vagitron • Vagfro turf • Vagiferous • vagifreeze • vagirolls • Vagiron
Vagiferous
Vagiferous by geodave November 28, 2012
Vagirony
When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.
vagifreeze
Frigid stimulation of the vagina.
Caused most often by the rapid penetration and/or stimulation of a females' sex organs by use of a freezing cold object, such as a popsicle.
Caused most often by the rapid penetration and/or stimulation of a females' sex organs by use of a freezing cold object, such as a popsicle.
Dillon: "Anything new today?"
Travis: "I gave my girlfriend Vagifreeze this morning! Then i ate her out and enjoyed my pussy-smothered popsicle."
Dillon: "Oh, lucky bastard."
Travis: "I gave my girlfriend Vagifreeze this morning! Then i ate her out and enjoyed my pussy-smothered popsicle."
Dillon: "Oh, lucky bastard."
vagifreeze by Dillon L. November 4, 2007
Vagfro
Vagiron
A term commonly used in golf to describe a club (usually a mid or long iron) selected out of utter fear of hitting the more logical, powerful driver which the hole intends. A cowardly move at best, the decision rarely goes unnoticed by the other players who are compelled to mock and chastise the individual, even to go as far as questioning his gender.
Mike, lacking self-confidence, selects a vagiron to hit his tee shot on the wide-open par 5 as the rest of his foursome looks on in disbelief and bewilderment, for they can't comprehend such an embarrassing decision. Laughs ensue.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"