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vageesha 

proper noun; she is the most perfect human. she is more beautiful than the a million stars and smarter than anyone you would know. shes THAT perfect girl from every anime she is the cutest and sexiest. she has the best flirting skills and will blow you away with her cheesy pickup lines but you will find yourself eventually falling for her so hard that you are absolutely enamored by her whole being. a human cannnot be perfect but vageesha is.
person 1: vageesha is my favourite person
person 2: shes my favourite person too
person 3: i think shes everyones favourite person
vageesha by lemonnpieperson August 13, 2021
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When a virgin claims they are non virgin. Often flexes being a pussy slayer while they play fortnite.
We all know he's a virgin but he wont admit it... What a vageebee
Vageebee by Lil Wanton November 10, 2019
Borat's definition of a vagina.
Let me touch your vageen.
vageen by Brock Smith January 17, 2008
The act of hitting a gravity bong made of a hollowed out dildo, inserted in the vagina. The smoker smokes from the vaginal cavity then proceeds to drink the "bong water" which is made up of vaginal fluids.
"Yo I totally hit a vageeb on Taylor the other day"-Chad
"Bro no fucking way!"-Brad
Vageeb by yaboitibbles May 13, 2019

Vageeter 

A woman’s vagina that has a hairy bush
She has a vageeter with lots of hair on it
Vageeter by Kkdoggiewitdabigdick August 16, 2020
A perfectly pink, symmetrical, and tight pussy that is achin' to be fucked. Usually moist, soft, and ready for penetration.
Dude, my girlfriend's pussy was totally a vageena last night, she was so achin' for my cock.
Vageena by Robzkabobz January 19, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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