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In the same vein as heej, beej, zeej, and deej, a vageej is when a woman uses her vagina to pleasure a penis.
"After 6 months of dating she finally gave me a vageej."
vageej by 2Sally5 December 19, 2007
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vageesha 

proper noun; she is the most perfect human. she is more beautiful than the a million stars and smarter than anyone you would know. shes THAT perfect girl from every anime she is the cutest and sexiest. she has the best flirting skills and will blow you away with her cheesy pickup lines but you will find yourself eventually falling for her so hard that you are absolutely enamored by her whole being. a human cannnot be perfect but vageesha is.
person 1: vageesha is my favourite person
person 2: shes my favourite person too
person 3: i think shes everyones favourite person
vageesha by lemonnpieperson August 13, 2021
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When a virgin claims they are non virgin. Often flexes being a pussy slayer while they play fortnite.
We all know he's a virgin but he wont admit it... What a vageebee
Vageebee by Lil Wanton November 10, 2019
Let me touch your vageen.
vageen by Brock Smith January 17, 2008
The act of hitting a gravity bong made of a hollowed out dildo, inserted in the vagina. The smoker smokes from the vaginal cavity then proceeds to drink the "bong water" which is made up of vaginal fluids.
"Yo I totally hit a vageeb on Taylor the other day"-Chad
"Bro no fucking way!"-Brad
Vageeb by yaboitibbles May 13, 2019

Vageeter 

A woman’s vagina that has a hairy bush
She has a vageeter with lots of hair on it
Vageeter by Kkdoggiewitdabigdick August 16, 2020
A perfectly pink, symmetrical, and tight pussy that is achin' to be fucked. Usually moist, soft, and ready for penetration.
Dude, my girlfriend's pussy was totally a vageena last night, she was so achin' for my cock.
Vageena by Robzkabobz January 19, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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